I’m still traveling.
I was in charge of finding a place to screen 72nd to Canal and I wasn’t having much luck:
Him: Are you sure?
Me: Of course I’m sure, I passed the bar exam in one shot! I have a JD! I’m an ivy league grad! I think I know how to make a phone call.
Him: (pause) You know you gotta dial a (1) first…
Me: Are you even listening to me?
Him: Did it ring?
Me: (pause) You know I have to kill you now.
Location: I’d rather not say.
Music: I find myself shaking in the middle of the night