Men do like women that wear glasses, Dorothy
I submit that Dorothy Parker was wrong.
I have a new female roommate – like the last two, she’s stunning. Also like the other two, she’s off limits to me. Mainly because I’m not a creep.
However, she hung out with me, Paul and Cain the other night:
Her: Really? No way…
Me: It’s true. (turning to Paul and Cain) What do you guys think?
Paul: Glasses, definitely.
Me: (turning back to her) See. We love that. Men also love them because chicks can toss them off all sexy-like. You just can’t do that with contacts. I mean you could…but that’d just be weird.
Location: 19:30 yest, driving through Central Park
Music: I love the way you say, good morning