But getting older is better than the alternative
I try never to miss a Monday post but my site completely crashed the other day. Spent days trying to get it to work again.
Which is pretty much what’s going on with myself these days; I have a new injury – tore my rotator cuff in my fencing class and then, stupidly, went to my wrasslin class the next day.
Been icing it going on three weeks now. Actually wrote my coach to ask him to suspend my account because it doesn’t look like I’ll be going for a while.
Also, saw the doc for an annual checkup and now have a colonoscopy scheduled because I’m 41.
Finally, I picked up my first pair of glasses in maybe 20 years last week.
I’m getting older and I don’t like it.
Then again, to quote French actor Maurice Chevalier, Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
Friend: Remember, if it happens in an alleyway and the dr gives YOU money afterwards, it’s not a colonoscopy!
Me: Lemme Google that.
Him: Image search is best.
On a positive note, wrapped up all my major projects for the year. Have the regular day-to-day client work but nothing major.
So I had time to go to three different holiday parties where I ate my body-weight in various forms of carbohydrates and have at least two more scheduled.
Was going to spend the week going to the gym to balance out those items but it looks like it’s just going to be me and my icepack for the forseeable future.
On some positive notes, I did see a bike strapped to a pole and toilet bowl in the middle of the street, though.
I’m clearly grasping at this point.
Location: desk, with ice pack
Music: They are the hunters, We are the rabbits
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