I have plans, you see
My friend Rose wrote me to tell me she was coming into town.
Her: I’ll be there in August! I’d love to help you diminish any quantity of rum you would like.
Me: As long as it’s not the 24th.
This comedian named Rita Rudner once said, “I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
It was my wedding anniversary this past Saturday. Spent it drinking by myself from 11AM to midnight.
I remember getting married pretty clearly. Was working on a project for a client until the moment we left for the courthouse; I took this one last job because I knew we’d spend the next few weeks or so just daydreaming.
She probably found it annoying but never mentioned it. I just wanted to get all the work out of my brain and desk to focus on being married to her.
We picked February 24th because it was exactly 10 days after St. Valentine’s Day, so it would be easy to remember.
I remember that we spent the whole day trying on the words, “my wife” and “my husband” like a new shirt.
Alison died on May 24th.
My father died on August 24th.
And February 24th is miserable day for me.
So if we ever meet up in RL, figure I should tell you now that I’m busy on the 24th.
I have plans, you see.