Making a Corolla look like a Ford Fiesta
While I was up in the air, I decided to get the wifi on my phone – the one thing I had on me beside my clothes and my wallet – to see how The Gymgirl was faring with the bag recovery.
Turns out, pretty well. She somehow got in touch with the person at NJ Transit and convinced them to (a) Find our bags, and (b) put them on to a return train.
Her: The woman said to meet the 5:40 conductor on the platform at the first car.
Me: Hopefully, they found the right bags.
Her: (laughing) I doubt there was someone else that left a blue bag and a red bag on that train.
She took the train back to the platform, stood in the rain, and ran up to the first conductor, who was – amazingly – holding both of our bags.
Her: I literally cried for joy for the first time in my life.
But she wasn’t done yet as the next flight was in 45 minutes.
Her: I have my ticket so I will go straight for security. Running to catch the plane. Wish me luck!
Somehow, on the busiest travel day of the year, she got to her gate in 40 minutes, but the gate was supposed to close 15 minutes before the flight took off.
Me: You gonna make it?
Her: Sprinted from TSA to gate 95 in 4 min…and they aren’t even boarding.
Me: God, I’m so impressed.
Her: Don’t be, I’m sweating waterfalls.
Turns out the flight was delayed a few minutes so she made it – with all of our bags in tow.
As for me, I landed in LAX and told my brother, who was supposed to pick me up, to not come for another two hours so he didn’t have to make two trips to grab the Gymgirl as well.
When he finally came to pick us up…
Me: I’m starving. Where’s the nearest burger joint?
Him: Carl’s Jr, right outside LAX?
Me: Let’s go.
I got a half pound burger and wolfed it down as I chatted with him. This is where I mention that he’s an iPhone snob.
Me: I wanna show you something. (taking out phone) This is Android skinned with a Windows launcher. So it’s like what Windows woulda been had they made their own Android phone.
Him: Why would you do that?
Me: (shrugging) Just to piss you off.
Him: (shaking head) That’s like taking a Corolla and making it look like a Ford Fiesta.
The Gymgirl finally touched down and I picked her up a half-pound burger – animal style, of course – for her.
Me: God, I’m proud of you.
Her: Eating. No talky.
We both finally arrived at my brother’s pad, some 12 hours after we first left our place in Manhattan. We’d only just arrived and already had a full adventure.
I thought about the last time I was there. Alison and I said she’d come with me the next time I went. I sighed but then my brother made me laugh.
Me: (to brother) What do you have in the form of diet Coke?
Him: (handing me one) A Diet Coke?
Location: on my white couch
Music: over love and over hate, through this iron sky