Me: (joking) You’re not a pescatarian are you?
Her: I’m a Lacto-ovo vegetarian.
Me: (nodding slowly) Of course you are.
Her: I don’t think this is gonna work out.
Me: I’m surprisingly ok with that. (handing her a breadbasket) Biscuit?
Her: (shrugging) Sure.
I think I hate dating.
Her: (after thinking) I liked that.
Me: That’s good. I may do it again.
Her: (pause) OK.
OK, fine, that last one was nice, but still…