Volkwagen Part 199.398.500.A
Went to the doctor’s. Again. Seriously.
Me: Another finger’s infected. He’s never seen anything like this.
Pac: You’re kidding me.
Me: He thinks that I’m washing my hands too much – like twice an hour, on the hour.
Him: Now that I believe.
Way back in 1997, I mentioned to a lawyer that lived in my building that I was thinking of buying stock in either International Paper or Iomega, the maker of the zip disk.
He rolled his eyes and said sarcastically, Paper. Yeah, real forward thinking, Logan. That’s gonna be a money-maker for sure.
One of my rules I have in life is that if someone says something sarcastically, they’re probably hiding either a complete lack of knowledge on a subject or, at the very least, aren’t very well versed in it.
But this guy was a pretty smart lawyer so I was conflicted. In the end, I decided to stick to my rule and assume that he was, in fact, an idiot.
He was. Iomega’s bankrupt now. While I did buy some, I also bought a lot of International Paper and did well with it.
You see, the lawyer scoffed because – to him – paper meant letters and newspapers, two things that the internet was crushing.
But to me, paper meant cardboard boxes, packaging, and coffee cups – all of which were rising, rapidly, in demand, due to the internet.
OK, maybe not coffee cups, but you get my drift.
Anywho, the lawyer’s problem was that he couldn’t see things for what they really were, only what he thought them to be.
Now, if I asked you what Volkswagen sold the most of for the past 45 years, you’d probably say, cars. Or trucks.
But those aren’t its number one selling product.
Volkswagon’s number one selling product is a sausage. Specifically Volkswagen part number 199.398.500.A – Currywurst sausage.
In 2017, it sold 6.8 million currywursts, significantly more than number of cars or trucks it sold during that same time.
The point of all this is that you don’t know, what you don’t know, until you know, that you don’t know it.
Like, I didn’t know that over-washing my hands might lead to infections. Now I do.
Past Contestant: You’re not exactly my regular type, Logan.
Me: And what’s your regular type?
Her: (laughing) Well, not a 47 year old widowed Chinese guy with a kid.
Me: And how’s that worked out for you so far? All I’m saying is that if you keep doing what you do, you keep getting what you get. Besides, you’ve never met a fella like me before. Shoes off, please.
On that note, think I’m gonna take a little break from dating.