Just cause I don’t like to fight, doesn’t mean I won’t

Me: (turning to face him) I gotta punch him.
Her: Don’t.
Me: Fine.

Went to have dinner to celebrate my buddy’s 30th. On the way there, this guy said something mildly racist – which I don’t actually ever hear any more in this day and age. Felt a strong urge to do the fella grave bodily injury and said as much but then I was reminded that I’m a 37 year-old lawyer fulla injuries. So I decided to get to the party and focus on some pernil asado, which was probably a better choice.

This’s all comedic cause I’m about the opposite of pugilistic. Unless you step up to my girl. Or if you’re a side of delicious Cuban roast pork.

At which point, I’d watch myself.

Wrestling coach: (in middle of class) Wait, you never saw Alien?
Me: No. (pause) Scary movies scare me.
Coach: (shakes and drops forehead into hand)

Location: Renting another car
Mood: productive
Music: call out the KKK, they’re wild after me
YASYCTAI: Know what you are. (60 minutes/1 pt)
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6 thoughts on “Just cause I don’t like to fight, doesn’t mean I won’t”

  1. discretion is the better part of valor after all.

    too many douchebags out there that if you were to waste your time punching them all, your fists would be long gone.

    them being the way they are.. their heads are probably a lot harder than your fists. if you catch my drift.

  2. I assume you meant that as a pun, and it was a good one at that.

    Yes, I think I made the right decision just letting it go; it's just a odd thing to hear in this day and age – and in NYC of all places.

    1. ha – I meant that people that are douchebags are often hard-headed! I got your message BTW, and I'll add you to the blogroll shortly!

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