Slay the day
Our first day on the ship was pretty uneventful.
We got to our cabin – which was pretty gorgeous – and unpacked.
Even though it was closer to her birthday than mine, Sara surprised me with a bottle of champagne in the room.
Me: OMG, you’re the best!
Her: I’ve got a few more surprises for you as well.
Me: Someone’s getting lucky tonight…
Her: (laughs)
One more really annoying thing was that we were gonna save some money and just have a window insteada a balcony since it was just the two of us, but we decided that, since it was our birthdays, we’d splurge on the balcony.
Well, that was a HUGE waste of money as there was no chance we could be out on it for any meaningful amount of time as it was freezing out there.
Anywho, getting back to our first night, we went to the Korean restaurant on the ship and had a feast.
While there, we crossed under the Verrazzano Bridge, which some non-natives asked if it was the Brooklyn Bridge.
Both Sara and I had been on a significant number of ships already but I gotta say that Virgin probably had the best food either of us had ever had.
But more on that later.
We finished off the night at the nightclub there for a pajama party – where everyone was dressed in PJs.
We were pretty entertained.
As we were walking around…
Him: I know you! Where do I know you?
Sara: Do you watch a lotta YouTube?
Him: Yes?
Me: Do you watch Scenic Fights?
Him: YES! Logan!
It’s wild to meet a fan ON a cruise ship in the middle of the Atlantic.
Not a bad way to start the vacation.
The next day, woke up at six AM and couldn’t fall back asleep, so I decided to hit up the gym.
Because the only other guy there was using the upper body weights, I decided to not skip leg day and focus on that.
When I went back to the cabin Sara was awake, so I brought her a cup of coffee.
We went to get brekkie where I ate my weight in avocados and salmon.
Me: If we’re not gonna go to Bermuda, I’m gonna make back alla our money in food.
Her: Sounds reasonable.
Me: It’s the Chinese way.
After brekkie, we explored the ship for the rest of the day.
We overhead one very sweet couple talk to the staff about how unfortunate it was that we were heading to Canada because they had flown from Canada to head to NYC to sail to Bermuda.
Instead, they flew from Canada to NYC only to sail BACK to Canada, to sail back to NYC, to fly back to Cananda.
Her: They were so nice!
Me: I know! Can you imagine buying plane tickets to Miami, renting a hotel room, boarding a ship, only to sail back to NYC, sail back to Miami, just to fly back to NYC? I woulda lost my mind.
Because Sara is a sucker for a trivia games, we ended up competing in one.
Outta maybe 60 teams, we were part of the four team finalists.
We woulda been the winners but, for the question: “What was the most popular social platform of 2009?”
We choose Facebook insteada MySpace and we had to do the runoff, which had a Wayne Gretzey question as the tiebreaker – we got that question completely wrong.
That was fine, though.
We had a cocktail party to attend…
…before headed to a dinner at their experimental molecular gastronomy restaurant, The Test Kitchen, which Steel woulda loved.
The food was very Wylie Dufresne-esque – both delicious and very, very cool.
We headed back to our cabin fairly early, but Sara wanted to grab a drink.
I figured that, since I’d have to break my intermittent fasting early the next morning, it wouldn’t matter if I had an afterhours drink, so I joined her.
Her: Actually, I want to try going to casino.
Me: Well, I know little to nuthin about gambling but let’s go.
So, that’s what we did.
There were a lotta technical issues – and some personnel ones as well with an extremely rude casino worker – but the casino manager was just great and comped us two drinks, which definitely made things much better.
Me: How much did you put in?
Her: $25? We can’t get it back, so we’ll have to use it all.
Me: OK, let’s go.
She did amazingly well – we ended up making back everything she spent and then some, plus the free drinks.
Me: I don’t want you to think this is how it usually goes.
Her: Beginner’s luck!
So, in our night out on the ship, we ended up making a few bucks.
We went to get some empty carbs to celebrate.
The next day, we were gonna be in Canada.
It wasn’t a sunny beach, but maybe – in light of our time in the casino – our luck was gonna turn?
Narrator: It was not.
Location: urgent care, waiting for an x-ray machine tech to show up
Mood: back-to-the-grind
Music: I’m easy come, easy go, little high, little low (Spotify)
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