Don’t wanna be most people
A girlie that lived in my building ages ago randomly gave me a ring the other night.
With the exception of one female friend – who is gay, I don’t know why, but I feel this has a bearing on the rest of this story – on a spectacularly drunken night, years ago, I’ve never made out with a female friend.
I think it’s that reason that so many women reach out to me to chat ask for my opinion/help is because they know I won’t become creepy.
Especially since it helps me understand women more, which is good since – evidently – I don’t understand some women at all.
She’s 31 now but I met her when she was like 17 or something so she’ll always just be a kid to me, which is probably a good thing for all involved parties.
Although she still wants to set me up with her friends.
Yes, I used the wrong “your.” These things happen.
Honestly, I think more of you need to read my blog to realize what you’re potentially doing to your friends by setting them up with a fella like me.
In any case, it’s funny; most men think women have it easier, a lotta women think men have it easier, I’m here to tell you that dating in general stinks.
Trying to find someone that’s a perfect blend of attractive, high-value, and compatible is ridonk difficult.
Most people settle and I don’t ever wanna be most people.
On that note, I saw my other female friend the other day as well. She just gutted her living room and we were talking about where to put a small table.
Her: I wanted to see if 30 inches would fit.
Her: (laughing) As I said it, I heard it myself.
She also made some homemade donuts that I couldn’t eat so that was disappointing.
She told me about her dating life as well but that’s an entry for another time.
Honestly, I take it as a point of pride that I have such a low creep factor with women.
I’m hoping my kid will have the same, which appears to be the case.
That girl he met a few weeks ago lives near us and her mom and her came to pick him to bring him to their pad for a playdate.
Her: Hi! I’m Jane, Stella’s mom. Is he ready?
Me: Yup! I’ll pick him up at 5:30?
Her: Perfect. (pause) Um, I feel that I should tell you that…I read your blog.
Me: I’m sorry, what?
Her: I’m a reader of your blog. I’ve been reading it since Love in a Ten-Block Radius with Rain.
Me: Get outta town!
Her: (laughing) Yup. Since AsianAvenue.
That was a kick in the head. I was super flattered.
Actually spent this afternoon hanging out with her husband, also a lawyer, watching the kids play in the park.
Me: (looking at my son running around) That kid is fueled by carbs and optimism.
Him: (laughing) Those are good things.
Me: Yeah. He’s happy and hopeful. (thinking) The world hasn’t beaten it out of him yet. I’m gonna try to keep him that way for as long as I can.
Location: a park with elephants and two laughing children
Mood: less conflicted
Music: we were such a mess, but wasn’t it the best? (Spotify)
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