In defense of lawyers: To do evil things, first kill all the lawyers

There’s this popular quote going around attributed to Will Smith: Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like. However, that saying’s been around forever (most attribute it to Will Rogers). I personally like the variation that goes: It’s crazy to work at jobs …

Real men watch sports

Me: (eyeing wife) You look really good this morning. Her: (walking out door) Logan. It’s Monday morning. It’s not happening… Work’s been so busy that I’ve neglected friends so last week finally met up with a number of them. While out, however, I was reminded that – after all these years – Tequila is not …

Hills from which we look and caves in which we hide

Him: I remember your ex. She was a ______. Me: I don’t think so. No 30 year old woman in a happy relationship looks to cheat. I wasn’t very nice to her. Him: I knew you back then, you weren’t that bad. Me: We all have our three lives: public, private, and secret. Spent the …

Justice isn’t blind, she chooses not to see / Don’t go to law school

To continue my odd fixation on things that have that have an air of truth but no real truth to them, y’know that saying, Justice is blind? That’s completely wrong. Not only is it completely wrong, it completely misses the point. Justice is not blind, she chooses not see. Look at every statue, every portrait, …

When Harry Met Sally was a movie, not real life

The news coverage on this assassin seems to paint a portrait of someone that just could not talk to a woman. He was definitely broken insteada bendy. For me, the surest sign of some sort of mental illness is when a person cannot relate to someone of the opposite sex. One person, a female, immediately …