The Pickup Line Generator
I’ve been busier than I’ve been in ages. I can’t explain it.
If I knew I’d be working so much, I would have just gotten a job.
GEEK ALERT: On a different matter entirely, and related to my last post, I was thinking of getting a PDA phone and was looking up software options when I came across the Pickup Line Generator 1. Just imagine:
Me: Hi…um, hold on a sec (fumbles with phone).
Me: Hold on, hold on…um…no that’s no good…not a redhead…haha, funny but…no. Oh wait. This is good. “Can I borrow…?”
Her: (interrupting) Um…I’m gay. And a pescatarian.
Me: Of course you are.
Somewhere, someone is paying $37 to embarrass him/herself completely.
I do it all the time without paying a cent.
Location: Broadway, putting another pretty lady into a cab
Music: You’re the best listener that I’ve ever met