You can’t just eat peanut butter all day
My son is definitely my kid.
When my mother-in-law stayed with me, she marveled that I ate an entire jar of peanut butter every 4-5 days. Nate may beat me.
Me: Kid, you can’t just eat peanut butter all the time…
Son: (refuses to eat dinner, throws it)
Me: (exasperated) You can’t…you can’t just eat…nevermind. (sighs, goes to kitchen) I give up. Here (handing him a spoon , bowl, and an open jar) go nuts.
Him (takes spoon, beams)
Me: Not literally nuts, per se – a peanut is a legume. (shakes head) Man, I hope you’re a nice, nerdy kid when you grow up.
Him: (smiles)
Was planning on seeing some other friends in Harlem for the fights on Saturday when I got a call.
Daisy: I’m thinking of coming over later.
Me: What if I have plans?
Her: You’ll break them for me.
Me: Dammit, this is true. (thinking) OK, bring food cause I got nuthin but rum, peanut butter, and baby food.
Location: home, in front of some peanut butter
Mood: resigned
Music: Oh no – having trouble finding out which way to go
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5 replies on “Go nuts”
Cute!
Awww… he is so adorable.
BTW Nate is my birthday mate as we share the same birthday. 🙂
Cute! ?
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