A Black Swan is an unforeseen event that makes a huge impact
But we all have our own personal Black Swans, yeah? Those events that changed everything about our lives completely unexpectedly?
The ex moved out a year ago this week.
I recorded the above video for my brother after I got back from Baltimore and saw that she, and all her stuff, was gone (nothing risqué; trust me, totally SFW).
I used the spatula to make myself a peanut butter and orange marmalade sandwich. I sat in my empty living room and thought, Well, this is gonna suck. And it did. Really bad.
But it doesn’t anymore. When I do think of a girl, she’s not the one I think of. I never would have believed it.
Time and tide changes everything.
Note to self: If you ever live with a chick again, do not throw out your utensils just because hers matches.
Life is good.
Location: -20 mins, on Broadway, picking grapefruit
Music: My heart was broke, my head was sore, what a feeling
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