Location: my apartment, all day
Music: well pick me up with golden hand
Me: I think I need to go to the emergency room.
- When you make a salad, do not put in olives that have pits in them.
- If you do make a salad that has olives with pits in them, do not serve at a dinner party.
- If you do make a salad that has olives with pits in them, and must serve said salad at a dinner party, let your guests know about the aforementioned pits.
You can say:
b) There’re olives with pits in the salad.
c) Be careful eating this salad as the olives aren’t pitted.
Won’t belabour the point but y’know what happens when you don’t?
One bleeding guest, one shattered tooth, four tabs of vicodin, one shot of some painful painkiller, 500mg of naproxen, three shots of lidocaine, three shots of novocaine, four tabs of sleeping pills, $3,000 of tooth damage and Teeth whitening, two visits to the dentist (with another nine to go), one root canal, and more drugs.
Lots and lots of drugs. And lots of oatmeal. In fact, all the oatmeal one could eat.
In short, it was…wait for it…the pits.
However, Heartgirl did get to meet my mother and speak to my brother – although the circumstances were less than ideal. So that was my weekend, how was yours?
YASYCTAI: If you get a feeling that a something is going to end badly, go with your gut. (10 mins/1 pt)