A clumsy summer day where I saw the unfunny film, Funny People
Her: (looking at tourists) They’re not getting the full New York City experience.
Me: How so?
Her: They’re going to go home and tell everyone, “New York City’s so pleasant in the summertime.”
For years, told people that NY only has three seasons: Fall, Winter and Summer. I’m the kinda guy where it can be 80 degrees and I’m melting. Going down the subway’s like descending into Dante’s Inferno; Seventh Circle at least – Ninth if it’s Times Square.
In short: Summer’s not kind to me. Usually. This summer, though, with most days in July between 70-80 (21-26C) degrees and low humidity, been happy as a clam.
A cool, un-roasted, clam.
Saw the sneak preview of Funny People. Was…funny, but every single joke a was a penis joke. Plus it was 220 minutes cause it was a sneak preview.
220 minutes of penis jokes wears thin. Both my date and I were bored after an hour.
Like I said, crass is only so funny; don’t get me wrong, it was funny. Just could have been tighter, shorter, faster, better.
Evidently, I’ve dislocated my middle finger while wrestling. Popped it back a bit later. It was…unpleasant.
Gotta go to the doc. Again. It’s amazing I’ve lasted as long as I have considering how clumsy I am.
I’d show you it but that’d mean I’d have to give you the middle finger.
Yes, it’s come to this: middle finger jokes.
Location: 19:00 yest., Wild Ginger on Washington
Music: bruising knees, Hot July ain’t good to me
YASYCTAI: Have you seen a sneak preview before? If you’re in NYC, get tickets in front of the 66th Street Lowes most Wednesdays around 3. (5 mins/0.5 pts)