Her: (annoyed) What kinda guy doesn’t sleep with a girl when he can?
Went out the other night with WM, Paul and a female friend. WM ended up being straddled by this attractive girl in the middle of the club, so the resta us bounced.
Midnight, we get a call from WM saying that he’s coming over. We all ask him why he didn’t bring the girlie home and get to know her in the biblical sense.
He said it was cause he liked her and wanted to see her again. Paul and I understood but our female friend didn’t. Thought it a bit of role-reversal.
Sometimes, dunno if we’re the weirdos or everyone else are.
Was on the train the other day when a really drunk girl and a guy stumbled in. The train lurches so she grabs me for support.
The guy, obviously trying to close the deal with her, looks mildly annoyed. So, chat them up until my stop.
At the end of the stop, he asks if I wanna grab a drink with them but I say, Can’t. I’m seeing my girl. Goodnight, Alex. Goodnight, Jessica.
Goodnight, Logan, they say.
I do so enjoy my random meetings.
YASYCTAI: Try a different slice of pizza. Been eating a lot of white pizza lately. (5 mins/0.5 pts)