72nd to Canal promo: Abraham Lincoln
Long post. I come to you with questions. But first, some background:
Her: Do you only date non-asians?
Me: (puzzled) Most the women I’ve dated have been Asians. In fact, I’ve only dated two four that weren’t. I’m equal opportunity.
Him: Yeah, everyone deserves an opportunity to be miserable with Logan.
With nods to Mylai, I have FOUR weddings to go to in the next two months and I’ve already RSVP-ed with a date as…oh, I’d rather not say, it’s complicated. Anyway, questions for you – answers will be much appreciated (really, I wanna know):
- Should I call and tell them all that I’m going stag? Inevitably, I’ll have to say at least 12 times: “I’d rather not say, it’s complicated.”
- Should I just bring someone? Pro: no questions. Con: You read this blog, use your imagination. I’m reluctant to bring a friend because weddings are big deals – especially these weddings (man, reading this, I am an idiot).
- Unrelated to the above, am I updating this blog too much? I’ve had RIDICULOUS insomnia these days.
- Are you enjoying these teasers/promos?
We’ve got a crapload of them coming your way.
Location: @12PM yesterday, hurtling up Route 9A
Music: baby don’t waste your time I know what’s on your mind