Location: 14:30 yest, speeding down the 495
Mood: busy
Music: Take it slow Take it easy on me
This is, IMHO, one of the funniest things we’ve done together. If you’ve watched none of the others, watch this one.
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I spoke to a friend recently about my now pretty much dead dating life.
Him: Really? Nuthin?
Me: I got zero time. (thinking) Although, do you remember Brunette Stockbroker from that office party? Well, she did slip her number into my shirt pocket before the end of the night. I might…
Him: (interrupting) You know that she’s X’s girlfriend, right?
Me: (sigh) Well, now I do…so yes, nuthin…