First soul food
Him: I need your help.
Me: Of course.
Him: There’s a catch though.
A story I told you about years ago, has been coming up repeatedly for me, recently.
There’re these two Christians that’re thrown to the these starving lions. One guy says to the other, “Fear not, the good Lord will be merciful to us.”
To which the other dude goes, “How do you know the good Lord won’t be merciful to the lions?
I’ve been helping out two friends recently on things and, while it helps them, it hurts other people I rather like. Because a kindness to one person is often a wickedness to another.
At the end of the day, it’s all about where your loyalties lie. These past few years has been a lotta people doing kindness for others but wickedness towards me.
I figure it’s ok if I sit on the other side every once in a while.
Me: It’s less than ideal, but my loyalty’s to you. In for a penny, in for a fucking pound. I’ll help you.
A girl I’ll call the CEO’s been away for a spell but came back and dropped me a line so we met up. I’ve never felt intimidated on a date before but she came somewhat close.
For example, her company’s actually buying up one of my favourite restaurants around the way.
Her: I’m going to be [one-block] from your house.
Me: That’s kismet. Let’s meet on the corner.
She was cutting deals on her mobile when we met up.
Her: I’ll put away my phone if you put away yours.
Her: Wait, you have a kid, you should keep it out.
Me: Alright, you get points for that.
We ended up meeting at a local joint for coffee and chatted for a bit before going for a walk. She was super nice to the waitstaff, which is good because I messed up my order so I had to chat up the barista to get a replacement.
After a while, she told me she was going to walk 70 (!) blocks home.
Me: Clearly, you’re insane.
Her: (laughing) It’s fine. It’ll be a nice walk.
Me: See that over there? That’s called a subway, it’s genius.
Her: (laughing) They’re short blocks, Logan.
Me: (singing) In-saneeeeeeeee…
Forget walking, I don’t even wanna cook in the summer.
To this end, my sitter mentioned that she could bring food by.
It was the first soul food I’d had since 2018.
I’d been to Jacob’s once before; on July 26, 2015 for lunch with two buddies. It was just four months before everything turned to shit.
This is a pic from that day.
This time around…
Me: OMG, if you don’t mind picking up soul food, I could go for a pound of beef short ribs, a pound of curried goat, and a pound of oxtails. I have mac and cheese (with protein pasta) for him. Plus a pound of collard greens?
Her: Ha, that’s like 50 bucks worth of food!
Below is the start of her getting me food. The end result was a lot bigger and messier.
Finally, Pez swung by today wearing some cool Scenic Fights gear.
Look, I’m not – by any stretch of the imagination – cool. But she and Chad are and they wear that shirt.
You should join the cool kids and pick one up too.
Be like Pez and Chad…
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Location: scootering to the post office in the rain
Mood: hot as heck
Music: Maybe she’s in pain? Maybe she needs love? (Spotify)
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