Ithaca is Gorges
The Firecracker has met a lotta my good friends, but not alla them.
RE Mike and her just never seemed to be able to cross paths but he hit me up outta the blue to tell me about a kid event in Chelsea and I checked if the Firecracker was free.
Her: Oh, I finally get to meet RE Mike?
Me: Looks that way!
So, on the one nice day this past weekend, we headed downtown to see them.
The event was at a place called Olly Olly downtown, which I’d never heard of.
Essentially, they had two huge bouncy houses there and costumed characters.
The kid was just happy to be able to bounce around; he and Mike’s kid got along swimmingly.
Mike was ever the charmer…
Him: Are you aging backward? You look younger every time I see you.
Me: It’s all the drugs and alcohol. I’m like Benjamin Button.
Him: (to the Firecracker) You know you look like Scarlett, right?
Her: Why thank you! I have heard that, yes.
Him: It’s not a bad thing.
The kid got hungry, so I ended up just getting him a quesadilla, which he ate completely by himself.
This kid is eating me outta house and home.
Afterward, we went to – of all places – the Jacob Javits Center to check out a travel show.
Him: You used to be in this industry.
Me: Ages ago. Man, we’ve known each other a long time.
His wife is a doctor, and her practice is just a few doors down from the gym.
Her: Why did you open a gym down there?
Me: (shrugging) Everyone liked the space.
Mike’s also a lawyer, when he’s not doing all his other businesses. We both talked about our taking the bar there.
Him: (to the girls) Can you imagine this place with rows and rows of nothing but desks and chairs with people taking an exam?
Me: And it was dead silent. Not a single sound except pencils on paper.
We went to the Japan exhibit…
…and then to the Taiwan exhibit where the kid did a high five with someone in a bear costume…
…and then listened to the orchestra – of course…
…before we ended up at the Ithaca exhibit, of all places.
Me: I went to Cornell!
Guy at booth: You did? I have something for you!
He slipped behind the display and rummaged about…
…before reappearing with this.
Me: Awesome – thank you!
Before we left, the kid walked by the Florida exhibit and the guy there proceeded to put an urchin, a starfish, and a snail on his hand.
Him: This is so weird!
Which kinda encapsulates life with RE Mike:
You never know if you’re gonna end up at some ritzy private event with celebs, a private concert, a Broadway show, or a travel exhibit with someone putting sea animals on your kid’s arm.
Wouldn’t want it any other way.
Me: So, you finally met RE Mike.
Her: I did! So, have I met everyone?
Me: Nah, there’s Bryson, Paul, The Professor, Bridget, Nadi, Paul, CoB…
Location: West 71st, chatting up a fella who’s girlfriend just handed me a Macbook
Mood: getting over this damn cold
Music: with a shade of scarlet, running fast to better days, I’m on it (Spotify)
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