It’s easy to go broke dating in NYC
Went to a comedy club recently with the blue-jean eyed girl.
It was good, it included Gabriel Iglesias from Last Comic Standing, who was great.
But what a scam – basically, it’s a $20 cover, two drink minimum ($24) with an automatic 18% gratuity. For two people with just a plate of appetizers, it worked out to be $150.
Counting cab rides, subway rides, and daily miscellany, the day would have easily been $200+.
All I can say is, man, there’s no quicker way to go broke than just trying to entertain yourself in the big city so that you don’t go postal.
That’s why I spend Sunday through Thursday eating cold sandwiches and drinking tap water.
Location: @6AM, yawning on a futon
Music: I shouldn’t have done it, and it won’t forgive me