I went on a blind date with a very cool and attractive, brown-eyed girl today.
Me: After all my fish died, I bought a bunch more and named them all George.
Her: (quizzical look)
Me: (nodding slowly) They’re pretty upset over the whole matter, too.
Her: (laughs) You should get a goldfish and call him Token because he’ll be the token goldfish.
Me: Well now, that’s just silly.
Also met a bevy of lovely Christian girls at a party on Friday. Weird thing is that when I found out they were Christian, I slipped into anywhere but church mode.
It’s a mental block.
Location: 14:00 yest., the 66th Street Barnes & Noble
Music: I don’t believe that you, you don’t believe in me