Following the 2011 Earthquake / Tsunami / Nuclear disaster, the following were jokes made by former AFLAC spokesman, Gilbert Gottfried; all jokes copyright of Gilbert Gottfried as author.
What does every Japanese person have in their apartment? Flood lights.
Japan called me. They said “maybe those jokes are a hit in the US, but over here, they’re all sinking.”
I was talking to my Japanese real estate agent. I said “is there a school in this area?” She said “not now, but just wait.”
I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, “They’ll be another one floating by any minute now.”