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Him: Well, Logan could show up and teach the class. (thinking) Actually, never mind.
Me: No one would show up!
A constant in my life for the past seven years or so is my fencing class. It’s strange how I ended up there; was taking a wrasslin class maybe a dozen years ago when some numbskull practically tore my arm outta my socket.
Got tired of the rehab so someone mentioned swordplay as an alternative. Turned out there was a class around the corner so I’d been taking it ever since. Despite late nights, injuries, hospital stays due to those injuries, etc – Tuesday nights from 8:30-10:00 was one constant.
The instructor just announced that we’re switching to Thursday nights. It’s weird. It’s just a change of two days but that throws me off. It’s funny what we get used to in life.
Speaking of getting used to, for those of you that’ve been reading me for years, y’know that I used to date. A lot. And the strangest thing about my dating life was that, if I walked into a room, and there was a lacto-ovo pescatarian from NJ, she would find her way to me.
Even met one once on my way out of my fencing class.
Think I dated about 20 of them in that time and met probably double that. Must give off some sorta pheromone.
When I got married, assumed it was just some weird aberration. Until recently.
Her: I’ve decided to be a vegetarian.
Me: But you eat fish and eggs.
Her: Yes, so I’m technically a lacto-ovo pescatarian.
Me: Of course you are.
She’s from Jersey too.
At least some things are constant.
Location: my old chair
Mood: amused
Music: What is broken falls into place once again.
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8 replies on “The only thing constant in life is change”
Laugh out loud.
I thought it was pretty funny myself. My damn brother is a contributor to this.
This post couldn't have come in at a stranger time. Still searching for that constant thing, whether it comes in a form of a person, place, job, whatever, but like you said, change is the only constant thing and it looks like it's upon me once again. Can't help but feel nostalgic and even sad. But hey, at least your post made me laugh.
Interestingly, this post seems to have been timely for several people. I suppose that has a lot more to do with the fact that change is constant and so that means things are always changing for people. But I like to think I planned it this way.
Let me know what happens with you and those changes?
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