Firecracker: Is that a black bagel? Me: Yeah, it’s pumpernickel. Her: Oh, I’ve never had it before. Me: You’ve never had it before?! Her: You know, you do that all the time: I tell you that I’ve not had or done X and you immediately say, “You’ve never had X?!” No, Logan, I haven’t. THAT’S WHY I SAID IT! Me: Noted. (under breath) You didn’t have to yell…
My buddy Annabel swung by my pad the other day and dropped off some gifts for the kid.
I’m always touched when someone goes out of their way to help us out or do something nice for us.
The main problem with having such easy access to a good camera these days – after all, even the cheapest cell phone still takes pretty good shots – is that you end up with hundreds if not thousands of pictures that you really should go and clean up.
I keep having to upgrade my harddrives because I have so many pictures.
So, the other day, I started deleting pictures that either aren’t good or that I just don’t care for.
Been coming across some cool ones though.
Like the woman above obviously shooting a model shot.
Or this one below of people jumping onto the tracks to save someone.
Think he just fell in, and those two fellas jumped in to rescue him.
Again, thank goodness for the good souls, right?
Finally, the below conversation between the Firecracker and her sister made me laugh…
Location: late evening, picking up my son late from school. There’s a lot to do at the end of the year.
Mood: sleepy
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Have a new injury to add to my collection; messed up my wrist the other day, not even 100% sure how, which was annoying and alarming.
Annoying for obvious reasons but also alarming because I know four people that have all had to get wrist surgery because of serious damage to their wrists from BJJ and kali.
On an unrelated point, had no idea my laptop was so dusty.
Because I’m injured, not only can I not work out, I also can’t cook.
So, my waistline has been suffering.
Although the kid’s thrilled.
Luckily, two small but glorious things happened in my area the past few weeks.
The first is that this famous Mexican food truck, called the Birria-Landia Tacos Truck, started operating at the southwest corner of West 72nd Street and Broadway.
We went during opening day/week, and it honestly deserves every accolade given it.
The second big opening in my area is H Mart, which is the largest Asian-American supermarket in America.
Previously, I had to travel north to 110th Street or south to 32nd Street – or even Chinatown – to get some quality Asian fare but this made it a little closer for me.
Just like with the Mex truck, I went there opening day as well.
Bought some prepared chicken, which was killer, and had that with some Korean beef I made myself with Rain’s grass-fed beef.
Snagged myself some cool wooden chopsticks as an opening day gift to boot.
Me: Thanks! Lemme take a quick picture of it. Firecracker: Logan Lo, there are people waiting on line. Me: Oh, I’m the annoying one here, aren’t I? Her: (nods)
Probably wasn’t the best idea to cook with my bum wrist but I couldn’t keep eating out; plus it was like half-cooking since the chicken was basically prepared, I just needed to cook it.
The kid was a fan.
Him: This is so good! Me: Which do you like better, the beef or the chicken? Him: Which one is which? Me: The beef is the darker one, the chicken is lighter and red. Him: The beef! Me: Sweeeeeeet, thanks!
My wrist is about 90% back to normal.
Gonna give it another couple of days and then get back to rolling around with it next week.
Location: a train, chatting with a chef about Louis Vuitton’s Taiga line
Mood: injured but less so
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After the kid’s recital, a classmate of the kid, the other kid’s family, the Firecracker, and my MIL all went to get dinner at Jacob’s Pickles, which I mentioned in passing to you over a decade ago.
I’d gone there twice before, this time marking my third time.
Me: I can really only come here every five years because it’s so carby and the portions are so large. Him: How large? Me: Laughably. You’ll see.
Now, I can pack away a lotta protein, fat, and fiber but something about carbs really fills me up fast.
Because he just did his recital, told the kid he could get anything he wanted so he asked for the chicken and pancakes, which are ginormous.
We split that and hardly made a dent in it.
Also, I ordered the 32 oz hard apple cider – all for my lonesome – which was a mistake.
Me: We have to walk home. Her: Why? Me: We gotta work off alla this food.
Now, the Mother’s Group – whom I’ve not seen in years just because one member moved to Taiwan and the others had kids that went to different schools – were meeting up at the pier by the Hudson River so we went there next.
I find it funny – and kinda sweet – that when the ladies write everyone, including me, they just write, “Ladies…”
Look, I’m just happy to be included.
By the time the kid, the Firecracker, and I finally arrived, they’d been there for hours.
But I was able to catch up with everyone.
Me: You spent COVID in Taiwan? How was it? Her: It was awesome! Totally normal. Me: Oh man, that was not my experience at all.
It was super late when we all got home.
Firecracker: Your friends are all really nice. Me: I like to think so.
The kid had his school party, the recital, the dinner, and this last get together all on the same day, so he crashed hard.
I hope he’s creating good memories for himself.
Think that’s all any parent really hopes for outta this kinda stuff.
Him: But it fits! Me: Kinda. You’re definitely Brittney Spearsing it here.
Clothes that I just bought for the kid last year are already not fitting him.
I remember that, as a kid, I loved this yellow shirt with a red V on it. Wore it until my bellybutton was constantly out, all Britney Spears like.
Think my parents were just happy that I didn’t ask for new clothes, but I always think that Alison woulda wanted him to be put together so I try my best.
My best being a sliding scale.
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Him: Why don’t you ever show my face? Me: Because I don’t have that right. At least, I shouldn’t have that right.
Been enjoying my new gym – it’s interesting rolling with people from a completely new gym because no one knows my game and I know no one else’s game, so each roll feels very different than at my old gym.
Recently rolled with a very talented but smaller female. While I could have easily beat her, that wasn’t why I was there; I was there to get better.
Just because I can, doesn’t mean I should.
In a way, that’s why I don’t put up pictures of my kid where you can clearly see his face.
See, I grew up in a time where you could grow up in relative anonymity.
Never realized what a gift that was until YouTube because – MAN – did I do some jaw-droppingly bone-headed things when I was younger.
Legit, thank god everyone didn’t walk around with a video camera because I would most likely be hated by the world writ large.
In that sense, I feel that it’s not fair or right that I – as someone much bigger and much older than my kid – have the right to take away my son’s chance to be anonymous.
Just because I can, doesn’t mean I should.
He’s a little kid right now but little kids grow up to be adults.
When he is one, he might resent not being able to tell his own story his own way.
If you think about it, the thing that probably pisses you off the most is when someone else tells your story.
Janet? She’s such a slut. Did you hear last Friday, she…
Tom? He’s a loser. When we were kids…
That guy? Lemme tell you about him…
But I have to balance that with the fact that I’m proud of him – so proud of him – and what he can do so I wanna show him off.
And that’s really what it is with parents, isn’t it?
They want to show their kids off, not for their kids sake, but for their own. And that’s not right, I don’t think.
Just because they can, doesn’t mean they should.
So, my concession is that I blur or hide his face and name so that when/if he does want to have a public face/name, that’s his choice to make when he’s old enough to make that choice.
For now, I realize that, just because I could put up anything I want about him, I shouldn’t.
Me: One day, you’ll be old enough to decide who you are and how you want the world to see you. You and your friends are gonna be some of the first kids on the planet that’s lost that right to be a nobody. Him: (thinking) What if I wanna be someone? Me: That’s your choice to make. I’ve lived my life. I don’t have the right to live your life as well. You get to decide who and what you want to be. (pause) For what it’s worth, you’re always someone to me. You’re my most important someone.
Location: a pier with four lovely ladies – including the Firecracker – the boy, and a bottle of white
Mood: so. full.
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Her: Can you imagine what George Washington would say right now? Me: “What an asshole?” Her: Exactly.
A good buddy of mine hurt his leg the other day doing a harai goshi and sent me a video of it.
Fast-forward to earlier this week and the kid tried the same throw and almost broke his leg.
Him: Why are you mad at me?! Me: I’m not mad at you, kid. I’m worried you’re gonna break your leg!
By Gotcha2 – Own work, Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=3096148
Both the body and mind grow through adversity.
This fella named Arthur Golden once said, Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are.
Wanna give the boy enough stress to make him better, but not so much so as to make him worse.
On that note, I just went to my local urgent care office – again – because I thought I fractured my wrist in jits the other day.
Doctor: What happened? Me: Essentially, I forgot that I’m 51 and not 17. Him: (nodding) Ah…we get that a lot here. Me: Yup.
Turns out that I didn’t have any broken bones, just a particularly bad strain.
The weirdest part was that no “event” happened – I just walked off the mat at the end and could barely move my wrist.
Not much to do but rest it up and hope it heals quickly.
I still have a small handful of kali students that I train over Zoom.
One of them is a doctor from Pittsburg that was in town the other day visiting his sister, who just happens to also live on the UWS.
So, we met up for a really brief bit to have a cuppa joe.
Me: It’s crazy when I think about it. My great grandmother was so poor that she sold her only child – my grandmother – to another family because she couldn’t afford to support her. She died not soon afterward. And here I am, an ivy league educated lawyer living in Manhattan. Nuts. Him: Surprising how much similar history [we have] being second generation children of immigrants. Me: Yeah. I wish my dad was still alive so I could tell him that I’m so sorry for being such an asshole when I was a teenager.
The kid and I were walking up Broadway the other day and someone dropped an entire jar of pickles on the ground and no one batted an eye.
Everywhere I look, things are a mess or broken.
Everything is chaos and atrophy.
Or, at least, I’m noticing it more these days.
Probably because I’m a broken mess and my mind is all chaos and atrophy.
Alison died exactly seven years ago.
How is that even fucking possible?
Me: I realized something the other day: I may live another 40, 50 years. All that time without Alison. Therapist: And how does that make you feel? Me: (thinking) Pretty empty. Then again, these past seven years seemed to dash by. Her: (at the end of the session) Are you ok? Me: Yeah. It’s fine. I cry all the time. Her: This is the first time you’ve cried in one of our sessions. Me: Is that right? Well, I cry all the time. (shaking head) These years have gone by so fast.
Suppose life will be over before I know it.
It’s hurts to know that I’m gonna end up being an old man one day, and she never got that chance.
I’ve always wished it was me and not her.
Think I always will.
Editor note: I’ll be taking a mental health day for Sunday/Monday, so I’ll post again on Tuesday night.
The kids were away and, like I said, I’ve been hankering for Chinese, Japanese, and Greek food lately.
Me: We may end up going to Big Wong. I’ll figure it out once I get there. Her: Soup dumplings are always a good idea Me: (in Chinatown) There’s zero line at Nom Wah!
For those of you not from NYC, Nom Wah Tea Parlor is one of the very first Chinese dim sum restaurants in America, opened in 1920.
The children of the last generation of owners decided to update the marketing to include social media but not update much else and it’s worked; there are tons of videos about it like this one from Bon Appetit:
Or this one from Munchies:
Or this one from PBS:
Alla this attention means that there’s always a line going around the block.
I’ve been in this little town for 45 years and I’ve never gone in, actually.
But the other day we lucked out and there was zero line and we got superstar seating.
Her: This is what happens when you eat like an old man at 5:30PM. Me: But…no line!
We were both starving so we ordered a ton of food…
…really, so much food.
We managed to eat almost everything – so good.
Afterward, we had some wine and beer that we slowly enjoyed while chatting when a waiter came up to us and said that there were lots of people waiting; sure enough, there was a long line that went to the neighboring street.
So, we left and, because the kids were away, we headed to a speakeasy that was hidden behind a coke machine called The Basement.
Since it was still early, we easily got a seat…
…and ordered some drinks, which were excellent but…
…she was mainly interested in the kettle corn they gave us.
Her: Ask for more. Me: Me? Why don’t you ask for more? Her: Oh, I will.
She’s wasn’t lying.
Her: Do you wanna play some beer pong? Me: I’m beat, I just wanna sit. Her: You’re no fun. Me: Accurate.
Her: We’ll be home and in bed by 10PM. Me: I know. It’s glorious.
Her: It’s gonna overflow! Me: It’ll be fine. Her: It’s gonna overflow! We should get something. Me: It’ll be fine. Her: (momentarily) It didn’t overflow! You were right. Me: I was just hoping.
This qualifies as middle-aged excitement.
And I always tell myself that things will be ok, even when I have no idea if they will be.
It’s just naked hope.
All these decades later, it’s still just naked hope and I still don’t know if that’s a good or bad thing.
For reasons that we don’t need to get into, had to leave my gym recently and join another one.
All-in-all, it’s fine because there are so many great schools in the city, I was able to join another one less than 48 hours later but it’s a bummer that I had to say goodbye to alla my friends from my old spot.
I also have a lotta really seasoned BJJ people to coach me while I make the transition, like Bryson, Giph, and the Frenchman, who’s a black belt himself.
Speaking of the Frenchman, he headed up my way and we – the kid, the Firecracker, him, and me – all grabbed some food around the way.
Because it’s May, and I hate May, been eating a lotta Greek, Japanese, and Chinese food because that’s comfort food for me.
Although I do try to slip in a salad or two here and there since beach weather is coming up.
Have to lose about 5-8 pounds from alla my traveling and eating, but I’m already down about three pounds with the new gym.
Another Mother’s Day and Alison’s birthday down.
Just need to make it to June and then past August and I can breathe a little easier until next May.
So, the other day, I started deleting pictures that either aren’t good or that I just don’t care for.
