I:

1. type 75 words a minute but have a hard time spelling.
2. have a happy face in my eye at the main picture up there on the upper left-hand corner – take a look.
3. cannot play any team sports and have never watched a superbowl game but know an esoteric fencing system.
4. have never cheated on anyone.
5. wake up and do 50 push-up and 100 crunches because I can’t afford a gym.
6. like Jaerik, must climb stairs two at a time – yes, I look like an idiot but that’s not for you to judge. I usually bound up them unless there are lots of people or am beat.
7. hate the summer and heat.
8. can do a side split without warming up (don’t ask).
9. can outeat most people. I can also eat burgers, pizza and gyros every day for a month and still want more. I will not put ketchup on my burger.
10. have had serious relationships with two people that appeared on a Rachel Ray show and a Fox News show.
11. always send out those freebie sweepstakes they mail you because I once won $1000 on iwon.com and $800 on Cash Cab.
12. can’t drive stick-shift, something that drove my German ex-girlfriend crazy.
13. rarely curse, only started drinking less than eight months ago and have never done drugs.
14. lived for two years in a room hidden behind a bookcase off Times Square.
15. miss my dog and wish I were nicer to him.
16. call my brother almost every day and see the rest of my family once a week.
17. read 850 words a minute with 50% comprehension and 650 WAM with full comp. I read somewhere in between
18. never bought a textbook in college after freshman year because I couldn’t afford them. I took good notes and dated the TAs when necessary. I’m not proud.
19. avoid juice and cereal even though I love them both.
20. once turned really quickly on a flight of stairs and slammed my face into Tyra Bank’s boobs.
21. would give up 40 points of IQ to be able to sleep like my last two girlfriends.
22. am afraid of dying without making up for all the bad things I’ve done.
23. was going to be a pastor but decided I would be a bad role model.
24. am extremely clumsy. When I met an ex’s family, I spilled my drink on her grandmother. I’ve also had surgery on my face because I fell down a flight of stairs and the left side of my face was crushed in.
25. am a hopeless romantic and wished my love life worked out like in the movies.

Ok…you probably guessed the last one.

Location: @1:30AM, on the N with L and a new girl.
Mood: tired
Music: with a sunny smile and a witty eye and you may find a smiling guy