Me: (what I thought): Oh this won’t be good.
Me: (what I actually said): F________________!!!!!!!!!!
Well, it looks like I’ll have more time to blog the next few weeks since I’m going to be stuck in bed for a while.
Whenever we get a new guy in our gym, there’s a part of me that’s slightly worried because my worst – worst – injuries are from newbies.
11 years ago, I first joined a judo gym and this new guy walked in off the street and put me in what’s called a kimura. He then promptly tore my supraspinatus, which left me in traction for about six years.
Then a guy in my fencing class, after a month, disarmed me – in drilling – by tearing the sword from my hand and left my right wrist messed up for about 18 months.
Finally, there was that girl that went for an old injury despite being told not to go for it.
I think it has something to do with wanting to win. I’ve never been injured – or close to injured – by any of the older students. They want to win too but they’ve got control and know that if they really wanted to, they could win. So they don’t need to.
Yesterday, a new guy in the class did a pretty violent throw, which didn’t actually work, but did manage to completely jack up my knee.
For a second there, thought it was gonna be horrible insteada just really not good.
So now I’m sitting here writing to you with a brace and ice around my knee.
Still, for every negative, there’s usually some small positive.
This fella named Bill “Superfoot” Wall ofce has an impressive history – 21 fights, 20 wins, 1 draw, 0 losses. But he won this as a kickboxer after he was sidelined in a judo injury. Moreover, he learned to have a devastating left kick because he couldn’t use his right leg.
After my judo injury, took up fencing to fix my arm.
Then because of the injury in the right arm, I learned how to fence with my left. And I…am not left-handed.
So when I wrassle, my go to move is this – admittedly ridiculous looking – thing called a rubber guard. But I’m only proficient at it with my left leg because you need your right arm for it. In fact, just this past weekend, managed to put it on with my right leg only to realize it was completely unnatural. And it was unsuccessful.
Well, my left leg’s the one that’s jacked-up right now. So now I don’t think I can do it there for a while.
My brother, the doc, thinks it’s just a nasty sprain, as does my coach. But I’m out for a few weeks to a month.
In the meanwhile, suppose I’ll blog, work, and figure out how to start using my right leg for stuff. I also happen to be right-handed but left-footed for kicks so I can’t do that anymore either.
Note to self: Dude, you’re almost 40!
Me: Do we still have that blue icepack?
Her: Maybe if you respected the organization of the freezer and didn’t just throw things in there, you’d know.
Me: Even when I’m injured, huh?
Her: (laughing) Let me get it for you.
Location: bed, looking at my purple knee
Music: well time slips away and leaves you with nothing mister
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